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  • May 21, 2012 The Editors Column

    Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Thumbnail image for Editors.jpg Welcome back readers, to the weekly (according to posting date) column from the editros of The Morning After, the best publication that features a back cover in the entire world that doesn't appear upside down in a marketing attempt to get you to buy two copies.  I'm looking at you Men's and Women's Health, we're all wise to your gambit.  But it won't work, at least not for this editor.  Now, if it does work, can you give me a shout, I'm all about getting tricky with a free online publication read by 7 people, usually drunk or bored.

    Speaking of drunk and bored, though I don't think it's possible to be both drunk and bored simultaneously.  'Cause if you're drunk, and start to feel bored, if there is anything around you (inanimate or animate) you'll slur your displeasure in its direction.  Screaming about how bored you are really shows you that you're just angry and potentially anxious.  And there's nothing worse than a potentially anxious and edgy drunk.  They get shouty, belligerent, and usually destructive, knocking that inanimate or animate object out of there way.

    So, drunk or bored reader please don't do anything rash, read The Morning After, these words and then calm yourself either by counting to 10, slamming 5 shots of Jame-O, or blasting some Van Halen, I hear that helps.