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May 9, 2012
The Word from Leon, God of Happy Hour Sports
Minions, it's your old buddy and deity Leon, none other. I come at you for my first full fledged column on the world wide web, which may or not be a series of tubes according to some dead guy from Alaska.
Anyway, it's about time. Leon is world wide, and as such I should more easily appear to you then in a once weekly published ezine. That's right, Leon is up on the techno terms you kids are using. Speaking of technology, Leon was recently on Deitybook (much like your facebook but having pictures of your kid or pet is illegal) and was caught out by something called chatroullete when some flaming deity's nether regions were exposed. Leon was ill-prepared for this, really more upset than illprepared. Flashing flaming junk to unsuspecting friends is so Leon and the fact that I did not think about it first upset me so that I threw my bottle of bud light platinum at cerebus who fought his three faces over that tasty brew. So what did Leon do? Double up on the chatroullete and went crazy not only exposing other dieties to my body, but mortals as well, showing up on toast, windows, and in books. That one time, you felt that flutter, that time you felt the hairs on the back of your neck raise, that was Leon exposing himself via baked good.
Leon's happy to be back and ready to drop weekly thoughts and rules to live by, now go out there and do some good and be sure to butter my bread.